Of Queues and Cures Recorded at Ridge Farm (near Dorking, Surrey), July 1978, on the Mobile Mobile, a 24-track transportable studio. Dave Stewart (Organ, Electric & Acoustic Piano) with Paul Nieman (Trombones) 6 a.m. one morning. 4 musicians, all passion spent, sprawl over the console. But for Mike Dunne, a glimmer of consciousness is stirred by the sound of a wren greeting the dawn. The keen ornithologist lurches wild-eyed to the door and seizing a microphone, gives chase. 10 minutes later he re-emerges, mud-splattered, breathless, birdsong taped for the intro of this piece. Another triumph for the Mobile Mobile. Dave Stewart (Organ, Electric & Acoustic Piano) with Selwyn Baptiste (Steel Drums) A Caribbean cacophony for limbo-lovers. ('Not bad for a white band' - Selwyn Baptiste). Smashed glass courtesy of Tony Andrews' greenhouse. Dave Stewart (Organ, Electric Piano, Minimoog) 1. Maud is a computer programmed to measure numinosity. She appears in 'Amatuer' No. 1 - a pamphlet published by Amateur Enterprises in N.Y.C. Begvad's narrative is an extract from the same. Side Two Dave Stewart (Organ, Electric Piano, Minimoog) with Rick Biddulph (Bass on 6/4 organ solo) 'Phil made the mistake of asking me to go a bit mad on the organ solo at the beginning of the number. This remark was like a red rag to a bull - with my volume control set hard over on '10' and lashing out at every foot pedal within my reach, I commenced a Genghis Khan-like attack on my organ. Smashing my arms down on the keys, I ripped out valves, wires, and strings of components from the Hammond's interior while the rest of the band and engineers watched aghast. In the shocked silence at the end of the take, I knew I'd gone too far . . . but by some oversight the solo remains.' (D.S.) Dave Stewart (Organ, Electric Piano) with Paul Nieman (Trombones) If you just sit on your arse You might as well say Meanwhile John Wayne and Rip Torn [Repeat from You might as well . . .] At last, on record, Phil's gridging acknowledgment of the commercial need for a drum solo. ('Go down a storm in the States,' etc.) Line-up as Part One - written especially for the 'Come Dancing' three-legged 2-step finals, 1968. All the equipment was set up in the same room, but a Benj Lefevre's sugegstion we put the drum kit in a nearby Nissen hut, running cables across the drive from the main studio. Special thanks to Mike for all his hard work, and also to:- Frank Andrews, Billy and all at Ridge Farm. A Healthy Music Production Go to [Top of this Page] | [The History of National Health] | [National Health (the album)] | [D.S. al Coda] | [Missing Pieces] | [The Canterbury Page] Go to [The Canterbury Page] or[The Zappa and Other Music Page] National Health
Produced bythe Health and MIke Dunne; Engineered by Mike Dunne and Brian Gaylor;
Released: 1978
Label: Charly Records
Cat. No.CRL 5010Side One
1. The BRYDEN 2-STEP (for Amphibians) [Part 1] (Dave Stewart) (8.45)
Phil Miller (Guitar)
John Greaves (Bass)
Pip Pyle (Drums)
Georgie Born (Cellos)
Phil Minton (Trumpet)2. The COLLAPSO (Dave Stewart) (6.09)
Phil Miller (Guitar)
John Greaves (Bass)
Pip Pyle (Drums, Breakage)3. SQUARER for MAUD (John Greaves) (11.30)
Phil Miller (Guitar)
John Greaves (Bass, Piano innards)
Pip Pyle (Drums, Percussion, Handclaps)
Georgie Born (Cellos)
Jimmy Hastings (Clarinets, Bass clarinet)
Keith Thompson (Oboe)
Peter Blegvad (Voice)
2. An alternative title is 'Claret and Etiquette for J."
3. After Georgie Born's contribution to this piece we asked her to join the group, which she did.1. DREAMS WIDE AWAKE (Phil Miller) (8.36)
Phil Miller (Guitar)
John Greaves (Bass)
Pip Pyle (Drums)2. BINOCULARS (Pip Pyle) (11.30)
Phil Miller (Guitar)
John Greaves (Bass, Crooning)
Pip Pyle (Drums)
Jimmy Hastings (Flute, Clarinets)
Phil Minton (Trumpets)
Keith Thompson (Oboe)
Real-life John Wayne,
Nerves twitch, legs kick,
Death Pain.
It's a shame to say
You're such a bore today
And the picture is quite OK,
Your expression has gone away.
The whole world won't gasp,
The little dog laughed to see such a farce,
It was quite insane.
Nerves twitch, legs kick,
Real-life Death Pain
Nothing's for real
Than bore us with the things that you feel.
If that's tough on you,
You know that it's up to you,
It's not like it's too much to do,
What a pity to waste your time.
Are making us all yawn,
Words and thoughts travel at different speeds
And make no sense to me.
Nerves twitch, legs itch,
Blam, zing, Death Bleed3. PHLAKATON (Pip Pyle) (0.08)
4. The BRYDEN 2-STEP (for Amphibians) [Part 2] (Dave Stewart) (5.24)
Adapted for the Processional March of Horace Savage's statues, Dalston Carnival (1984).
(Thanks to Benj for the time he invested in the project, helping us no end with the drum sound by swinging ape-like from the rafters of the hut in an attempt to establish the optimum positions of ambience mikes).
Brian Gaylor: Tennis coach, occasional grudging maintenace and knob-twirlage
Veronica Dunne: Endless stream of Bunter
Soose: Spotting the title, more Bunter
John Marshall: Business advice and moral support
Tony Andrews: Nissen hut
Brian Godding: Competitively-priced tape
Jack Samuels, Ltd.: A 'grand' piano
Jack Balchin: VolkswagenEars by Philip Sheffield
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